请英语高手帮我编一小段搞笑的对话我要和我的胖子同桌在课堂上进行一场5分钟左右的英语搞笑喜剧,不要简单的对话,还要加上动作.不要太长,5分钟左右的时间,用英语写对话,可以用中文提

请英语高手帮我编一小段搞笑的对话我要和我的胖子同桌在课堂上进行一场5分钟左右的英语搞笑喜剧,不要简单的对话,还要加上动作.不要太长,5分钟左右的时间,用英语写对话,可以用中文提
请英语高手帮我编一小段搞笑的对话
我要和我的胖子同桌在课堂上进行一场5分钟左右的英语搞笑喜剧,不要简单的对话,还要加上动作.不要太长,5分钟左右的时间,用英语写对话,可以用中文提示动作.求求英语高手门帮我了!单词语法不要太复杂了,最主要可以领到全班同学都笑

请英语高手帮我编一小段搞笑的对话我要和我的胖子同桌在课堂上进行一场5分钟左右的英语搞笑喜剧,不要简单的对话,还要加上动作.不要太长,5分钟左右的时间,用英语写对话,可以用中文提
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

A:Hi,Tony.I'm starting a band.will you join us?
B:Sure,Ben.I'd love to be in a band
A:OK,good.which instrument will you play?
B:I don't play an instrument.I sing.I like music with great...

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A:Hi,Tony.I'm starting a band.will you join us?
B:Sure,Ben.I'd love to be in a band
A:OK,good.which instrument will you play?
B:I don't play an instrument.I sing.I like music with great lyrics
A:So do I,Tony.Who else can join us?
B:Well,there is Dave.He prefers quiet music
A:Good.How about Harry?He plays the guitar,dose not he?
B:Yes,but Harry loves music that's loud
A:That's OK.We can play loud music and quiet music
B.which music style do you like,Ben?
A.Oh,I like music that I can dance to.But we have one problem for our band
Bwhat is it?
A.I'm not a musician and Ican't sing

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一个中国人在马路上不小心撞到了一个外国人，于是他就用自己有限的英语说了句：I am sorry. 老外出于礼貌说了句：I am sorry,too. 这个中国人把这个too 听错成 two 了，于是他接着回答了句：I am sorry three.老外听过之后就很迷惑，于是问：What are you sorry for? 这个中国人又将for 听错成 four 了，于是有回答了句：I am so...

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一个中国人在马路上不小心撞到了一个外国人，于是他就用自己有限的英语说了句：I am sorry. 老外出于礼貌说了句：I am sorry,too. 这个中国人把这个too 听错成 two 了，于是他接着回答了句：I am sorry three.老外听过之后就很迷惑，于是问：What are you sorry for? 这个中国人又将for 听错成 four 了，于是有回答了句：I am sorry five 老外彻底晕倒。
整个短剧就出来了，具体的动作也一目了然了吧！

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