Two beer or not two beer,that's a question.这个广告如何翻译

Two beer or not two beer,that's a question.这个广告如何翻译 英语翻译two be or not two be Two bottles of beer,please.这里是beer还是beers? a thing or two one or two in one or two one or two two dozen bottles of beer是两杯还是24杯? I have two beers beer为什么加s two and two is fouris or are? two two two a year or two 还是one year or two one year or two one or two year 的意思 是one or two year还是one or two years in one or two words for a day or two